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  • Inor
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 157

    #1

    Water cannons

    The last few days I have been watching the riots in France and Spain on YouTube because... I just like watching stupid people wreck and burn their stuff. The cops, particularly in France, are not afraid to beat on the smelly protestors with clubs. That always gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling! But what I really like is watching the cops break out the water cannons! Water cannons are AWESOME! They blast a hippy full-on in the chest and the hippy falls down and rolls 15-20 feet. Then he gets up and maybe has some blood on him/her/it from the roll. It's good times watching that!

    How come we, in These United States, don't use more water cannons? We should be using water cannons all the time. We shouldn't even have to wait for a riot to break out to blast some hippies with water cannons! "Hey look Ed! A smelly hippy! Blast him!"
  • White Shadow
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2026
    • 92

    #2
    Even better when they load the water cannons with Skunk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)

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    • T-Man 1066
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 902

      #3
      Originally posted by White Shadow
      Even better when they load the water cannons with Skunk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)
      Why don't we have highly trained police skunks? Trained not to spray the police, but to go in and spray on demand! They got K9 officers, they need striped officers!

      Just send them into the rioters and problem solved. Hostage situation, bad guy barricaded in the drug house, send in the skunk!

      I thinks I might be on to something...
      Politicians can kiss my ass!!!

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      • ~MG~
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        Oh.. you're on something alright. :D

      • T-Man 1066
        T-Man 1066 commented
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        Can't drink all day if you don't start early...
    • 1skrewsloose
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 183

      #4
      I think water cannon used on all this muslime call to prayer in the middle of the streets would be awesome.

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      • ~MG~
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        LMAO!! Thanks for the great visual!
    • Piratesailor
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 39

      #5
      Originally posted by 1skrewsloose
      I think water cannon used on all this muslime call to prayer in the middle of the streets would be awesome.
      with dye in the water

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      • T-Man 1066
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2026
        • 902

        #6
        Originally posted by 1skrewsloose
        I think FLAME THROWER used on all this muslime call to prayer in the middle of the streets would be awesome.
        1Screwloose, I think you misspelled something in your post. But I fixed it for you buddy!


        Politicians can kiss my ass!!!

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        • Sasquatch
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2026
          • 491

          #7
          I always thought rolling up a big semi into the middle of the rioters and release millions of bees.

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          • T-Man 1066
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            I see nothing wrong with this plan.
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