The last few days I have been watching the riots in France and Spain on YouTube because... I just like watching stupid people wreck and burn their stuff. The cops, particularly in France, are not afraid to beat on the smelly protestors with clubs. That always gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling! But what I really like is watching the cops break out the water cannons! Water cannons are AWESOME! They blast a hippy full-on in the chest and the hippy falls down and rolls 15-20 feet. Then he gets up and maybe has some blood on him/her/it from the roll. It's good times watching that!
How come we, in These United States, don't use more water cannons? We should be using water cannons all the time. We shouldn't even have to wait for a riot to break out to blast some hippies with water cannons! "Hey look Ed! A smelly hippy! Blast him!"
How come we, in These United States, don't use more water cannons? We should be using water cannons all the time. We shouldn't even have to wait for a riot to break out to blast some hippies with water cannons! "Hey look Ed! A smelly hippy! Blast him!"

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