Chuck Norris - RIP

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • T-Man 1066
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2026
    • 201

    #1

    Chuck Norris - RIP

    Nobody makes it out alive...

    Chuck Norris, iconic actor and martial artist, has died, his family announced in a statement, saying he passed surrounded by loved ones and at peace.
    Politicians can kiss my ass!!!
  • Inor
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 61

    #2
    I sure hope he doesn't beat up Jesus!

    I know he a very strong Christian, but he is Chuck Norris after all! I'm pretty sure he cannot help beating people up; it's just what he does...

    Comment

    • SparkyPrep
      Super Moderator
      • Mar 2026
      • 82

      #3
      Today should be declared a national holiday. RIP

      Comment

      • Texas PO
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2026
        • 99

        #4
        RIP Chuck. He was a good one.


        "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
        - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

        Comment

        • Hawg
          Administrator
          • Mar 2026
          • 165

          #5
          • What did Chuck Norris say when he went to the ocean?
            “Time to part the water.” And yes, it listened.
          • How fast can Chuck Norris run a mile?
            Faster than the speed of light … backward.
          • Why did the chicken cross the road?
            It didn’t. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the other side.
          • How does Chuck Norris make a sandwich?
            He stares at the bread until it obeys.
          • Why does Chuck Norris never get lost?
            Maps fear him.
          35 Chuck Norris Jokes That'll Hit You Right in the Funny Bone
          "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

          Comment

          • NRATC53
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2026
            • 97

            #6
            In honor of Chuck Norris' passing, I wanted to bring to life the time
            he attended a feminist rally and the feminists made him a sandwich


            Click image for larger version

Name:	Screenshot 2026-03-20 8.51.30 PM.png
Views:	28
Size:	330.5 KB
ID:	485

            Comment

            • Mad Trapper
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2026
              • 98

              #7
              Click image for larger version

Name:	1 norris vs hollyweird.png
Views:	24
Size:	477.1 KB
ID:	510

              Comment

              • Texas PO
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2026
                • 99

                #8
                We should have sent Chuck Norris to the middle east years ago. He doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him.


                "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
                - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

                Comment

                Working...