Nobody makes it out alive...
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I sure hope he doesn't beat up Jesus!
I know he a very strong Christian, but he is Chuck Norris after all! I'm pretty sure he cannot help beating people up; it's just what he does... -
Today should be declared a national holiday. RIPComment
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RIP Chuck. He was a good one.
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
- Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787Comment
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35 Chuck Norris Jokes That'll Hit You Right in the Funny Bone- What did Chuck Norris say when he went to the ocean?
“Time to part the water.” And yes, it listened. - How fast can Chuck Norris run a mile?
Faster than the speed of light … backward. - Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it to the other side. - How does Chuck Norris make a sandwich?
He stares at the bread until it obeys. - Why does Chuck Norris never get lost?
Maps fear him.
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. FieldsComment
- What did Chuck Norris say when he went to the ocean?
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In honor of Chuck Norris' passing, I wanted to bring to life the time
he attended a feminist rally and the feminists made him a sandwich
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We should have sent Chuck Norris to the middle east years ago. He doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him.
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
- Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787Comment
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