The Good Morning Thread

[Hawg]

What, does no one say good morning anymore!?!

Okay, it's taco Tuesday and another day to do something good. Help a neighbor, donate to a charity, clean your guns.

Oh, and I subscribed to a thing called Angel Studios. It's like Prime or Netflix but has Christian based movies/comedians/documentaries. Really good and well worth the money. Good cartoons for the kids. Now I'm starting to feel like I told you guys about this already. Maybe I did. You're hearing it again.

Today's breakfast will be yogurt with blueberry granola and an English muffin. Yogurt, supposedly, helps fight El Cancer.

Have a blessed day.

I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?

[T-Man 1066]

Good morning OTP. I get to play sparky today. Panel building and wiring a machine. Good times...

[Texas PO]

Make pretty blue sparks!

[Texas PO]

I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?

That's what I told my people when I went into the office early. How the fuck do you know it's a fucking good morning when it ain't even over yet.

[Sasquatch]

I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?

Make it a "good" morning. Punch it in the face until it submits! Do I have to explain everything to you guys! Sheesh. 🤣

[T-Man 1066]

Good morning. Cup of mud in my hand, and checked the local obituaries. I'm not in there, so I guess I'll go to work today.

[Sasquatch]

Good morning you hairless beasts! Had a really strange dream last night (which I don't dream much anymore). In it I was being attacked by a really big dog. I am in no way scared of dogs so I thought that was strange. Before I went to bed I watched a video about God answering you in "weird ways", so I wondered, was the dream from God tell me to kick the dogs ass or was the dream sinister and evil trying to make me doubt my faith? I know, pretty deep for morning conversation. Anyway, I'll probably go deeper into it on the next show.
Have a blessed day and watch those dogs.

[Texas PO]

[SparkyPrep]

Good morning, all. I'm up early and mowed the back pasture. Now, I'm all showered and shaved, headed out to celebrate a good friend's son who just graduated high school. After that, we are headed out to a Hank Williams Jr. concert in West Palm Beach. I hope all of you have a great day.

[Chiefster23]

I caught a summer cold a few days ago and it is definitely kicking my ass. I’m coughing so much it makes sleep difficult. So this morning is NOT a good morning. I was supposed to to work a Glock shoot this weekend at my local shooting range but that is now out of the question. Folks there would probably shoot me for spreading the virus!

[Sasquatch]

I caught that a few weeks ago, it sucks. Feel better.

[Slippy]

I caught a summer cold a few days ago and it is definitely kicking my ass. I’m coughing so much it makes sleep difficult. So this morning is NOT a good morning. I was supposed to to work a Glock shoot this weekend at my local shooting range but that is now out of the question. Folks there would probably shoot me for spreading the virus!

Get well soon Chief!

[Sasquatch]

A late good morning to you all.
So, I had the pleasure of having 8 or so boys at my house last night to "comfort" my son because he and his girlfriend decided to "take a break." Aww, young love. It turned into beer pong and poker (the guys are all 19-20). So yeah, it was a lot for my brain to absorb (they're loud). But I got a giant breakfast burrito out of it this morning so all's well that ends well.

[Texas PO]

A late good morning to you all.
So, I had the pleasure of having 8 or so boys at my house last night to "comfort" my son because he and his girlfriend decided to "take a break." Aww, young love. It turned into beer pong and poker (the guys are all 19-20). So yeah, it was a lot for my brain to absorb (they're loud). But I got a giant breakfast burrito out of it this morning so all's well that ends well.

Let's take a break, or, I love you but I don't think I am in love with you. I think we should explore our options. I just don't know were I am right now. Just some time to figure things out. It's all bull shit! Tell your son to drop her like a fucking stone and move on.

[Sasquatch]

Let's take a break, or, I love you but I don't think I am in love with you. I think we should explore our options. I just don't know were I am right now. Just some time to figure things out. It's all bull shit! Tell your son to drop her like a fucking stone and move on.

Yep. Already had that talk with him. As I get more of the story I'm figuring she's very immature and playing games. But you know how young boys can be and I can only tell him to act like a man and stand up for himself so much. Hopefully he starts seeing it too.

[Chiefster23]

When we are young, we are stupid. We get involved with a girl and get all mush-brained thinking that she is “it”. Only later do we come to realize that women are plentiful and eazy to snag. Just like streetcars, another one will be along in a few minutes. But getting the youngster to realize this may be a bit difficult.

[T-Man 1066]

T-Dad 1066 told me that most women just want somewhere to come in out of the cold. Pretty sure he was right.