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  • Hawg
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 220

    #91
    Originally posted by Sasquatch
    What, does no one say good morning anymore!?!

    Okay, it's taco Tuesday and another day to do something good. Help a neighbor, donate to a charity, clean your guns.

    Oh, and I subscribed to a thing called Angel Studios. It's like Prime or Netflix but has Christian based movies/comedians/documentaries. Really good and well worth the money. Good cartoons for the kids. Now I'm starting to feel like I told you guys about this already. Maybe I did. You're hearing it again.

    Today's breakfast will be yogurt with blueberry granola and an English muffin. Yogurt, supposedly, helps fight El Cancer.

    Have a blessed day.
    I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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    • T-Man 1066
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 279

      #92
      Good morning OTP. I get to play sparky today. Panel building and wiring a machine. Good times...
      Politicians can kiss my ass!!!

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      • Texas PO
        Texas PO commented
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        Make pretty blue sparks!
    • Texas PO
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 175

      #93
      Originally posted by Hawg

      I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?
      That's what I told my people when I went into the office early. How the fuck do you know it's a fucking good morning when it ain't even over yet.


      "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
      - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

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      • Sasquatch
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2026
        • 182

        #94
        Originally posted by Hawg

        I never say "good" morning. I say moaning or morning because how do you know its actually a "good" morning until it over?
        Make it a "good" morning. Punch it in the face until it submits! Do I have to explain everything to you guys! Sheesh. 🤣

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        • T-Man 1066
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2026
          • 279

          #95
          Good morning. Cup of mud in my hand, and checked the local obituaries. I'm not in there, so I guess I'll go to work today.
          Politicians can kiss my ass!!!

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          • Sasquatch
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2026
            • 182

            #96
            Good morning you hairless beasts! Had a really strange dream last night (which I don't dream much anymore). In it I was being attacked by a really big dog. I am in no way scared of dogs so I thought that was strange. Before I went to bed I watched a video about God answering you in "weird ways", so I wondered, was the dream from God tell me to kick the dogs ass or was the dream sinister and evil trying to make me doubt my faith? I know, pretty deep for morning conversation. Anyway, I'll probably go deeper into it on the next show.
            Have a blessed day and watch those dogs.

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