Funny and Ironic photos (You've been warned)

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[1skrewsloose]

Just give me about 30 seconds, OK

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[1skrewsloose]

That is just too damn funny!!!

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[1skrewsloose]

No kidding, I was talking with my daughter, and I said something and she called me a racist. I almost disowned her on the spot.

[NRATC53]

Explain to her what her life would be like under the rule of Islam

[MoreAmmoOK]

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[StratBastard]

Gotta say, back in those days I'd be the first in line to play LOL.

[NRATC53]

They did this in Brazil in the 70s and 80s

[StratBastard]

Training fails.

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[NRATC53]

Only time I've ever been to the gym was to use their machines to continue rehab that comp would no longer pay for- got back almost full use of most of the injured parts on that one. After that, I do more in a typical day than these clowns do at their "workout sessions" so I stopped going
Oh yeah, I've had that look since about age 2

[1skrewsloose]

I think I was maybe 4 wallking with my brothers and some kid on the other side of the street tried giving us shit. Big brother says you gonna take that from him? I ran accross the street got him in a head lock and pounded his face. omg, funny what you remember in your life.

[T-Man 1066]

Yep. Co-worker hollered to me one day hey, what's up your ass? I says what's left of last nights dinner. He says no, you look like you are ready to split someone's wig. Huh I says, not pissed at all. Usually when I am walking in the shop I am looking down, trip hazards, air hoses, skids, oil, etc. Guess that's just me...

[StratBastard]

[SOCOM42]

I was married to a bipolar BITCH! She tried to kill me by poisoning me.

She used potassium chloride, but the wrong way.

Bitch mixed it into my meals, no work that way, needs to be injected.

Divorced her and I had full custody of kid given by the court.

[NRATC53]

Mine just tried to stab me one night

[T-Man 1066]

I was married to a bipolar BITCH! She tried to kill me by poisoning me.

She used potassium chloride, but the wrong way.

Bitch mixed it into my meals, no work that way, needs to be injected.

Divorced her and I had full custody of kid given by the court.

I remember you spoke to this years ago... that is insane!

[1skrewsloose]

"You can't fix stupid" has to be the truest words ever spoken.

[StratBastard]

Sometimes I'm just a scamp this way, can't help myself.

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[1skrewsloose]

I like to say the two things are everything I do and everything I say.

[NRATC53]

1skrewloose: That was wife #1, the no longer Mrs. NRATC53. Wife #2 is nothing like that

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[1skrewsloose]

1 comment

• #338.1
  NRATC53 commented
  09-22-2026, 07:15 PM
  Mine just tried to stab me one night

That's true love

[NRATC53]

Didn't seem quite so loving at the time, trust me, but yes, many psychos think that way. Trust me- the Hot/Crazy Matrix is real, and sex with a psycho chick is amazing (have known more than a few) but sleep with one eye open, and/or don't let them know where you live

[1skrewsloose]

My comment didn't show the sarcasm I intended.

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