Funny and Ironic photos (You've been warned)

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[T-Man 1066]

^^^^^^^
That is the difference between a woman and a "whoa - man".

[Mad Trapper]

^^^^^^^
That is the difference between a woman and a "whoa - man".

[StratBastard]

[1skrewsloose]

One time after getting my prostate checked I says to the Doc, I usually need to be taken out for dinner and a movie before I let someone do that. He never said a word, just sat there stoned faced. Maybe he heard that joke too many times.

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That's what I would say to the TSA guys when they would have to pay me down after both metal detectors went off.
That and "What's that?"
"Government issue"
"What's THAT?"
"The other government's issue"

[StratBastard]

1skrewsloose At least you could see his face and see the joke went flat. I made the mistake of making a ribald joke to my dental hygienist and she was wearing a mask of course. Sweet lady. We were discussing my upcoming oral surgery to replace the bone in my jaw in preparation for the implants that would replace my 2 back molars. The stuff they use to do that, they kept calling it "cadaver bone". I said it wasn't a very good sales pitch... and they should rename it "miracle bone". And then I couldn't resist: "On a side note, that was also my nickname in college". She just looked at me, dead air, no sound... and to this day I have no idea if she smiled or was offended.

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[T-Man 1066]

Yet we STILL don't have self-driving trains. When I see BNSF, CSX, CP, and NS have full autonomous trains with no crashes or derailments, then we can start thinking about passenger cars.

Prove me wrong!

[NRATC53]

Trucking companies are salivating at the autonomous truck for interstate hauling

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[StratBastard]

[NRATC53]

You can spend $100K on a truck, but eventually your redneck DNA is gonna take over

[StratBastard]

The new Hawg missile...

[Hawg]

The new Hawg missile...

[NRATC53]

Fired by a woman for a double insult to them

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A friend who lives in Nevada drives to AZ once a week for gas and Lottery tickets