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  • Inor
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 157

    #1

    Susan Dell

    No doubt, most of you have seen the truly weird video of Susan and Michael Dell at the Oval Office yesterday with Trump.

    The internet has been ablaze with theories that Susan Dell is a reptilian shape-shifter ever since. And maybe she is. She certainly looks weird enough. But this guy has a different theory that seems equally possible to me. He thinks Susan Dell is a transformer. He is also pretty sure she is a Mason and wants to take over the world. His "proof" is pretty dang convincing (if you are into that weird number shit, which I'm not). But still, what do ya'll think?



    1 - Reptilian shape-shifter

    2 - Transformer that experienced a plastic surgery disaster
  • Sasquatch
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2026
    • 491

    #2
    Wasn't she in Mars Attacks?

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    • Bucket-Back
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 70

      #3
      hmmm, I have YT primo, so something to watch at night with the lights off

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      • Texas PO
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2026
        • 625

        #4
        A transformer who needs to get it's money back from the plastic surgeon.


        "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
        - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

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        • Hawg
          Administrator
          • Mar 2026
          • 808

          #5
          We call that butt ugly round these parts! I have no idea who that hit by a mack truck thing is.
          "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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          • Inor
            Administrator
            • Mar 2026
            • 157

            #6
            Here you have it, direct from the source...



            But my question is: Would a lizard person actually admit she is a lizard person? "Yeah, okay... Ya got me. I am a lizard person. Anybody got any bugs I can eat?"

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            • Slippy
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2026
              • 154

              #7
              The shit we see and hear...

              On the other hand, DAMN this Tequila I'm sipping on tonight tastes GREAT! (don Julio for the win!)

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              • SparkyPrep
                Super Moderator
                • Mar 2026
                • 162

                #8
                Trump made the classic mistake of not checking her quals, and just hiring her because she was blond, thin, and let her boobs hang out. Most boss's I know have made this mistake at least once.

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                • red442joe
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 56

                  #9
                  Uhhh, is that in fact a tranny dude?.Dude...

                  Joe

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