Killer Robit

[Sasquatch]

I think my wife's pet Robit is trying to kill me. Wherever I go it follows me and gets under my feet. If I go in the kitchen it will come from all the way across the house to the kitchen. Maybe they're in on it together! They want to kill me for the insurance money. I do not like Higgens. If this is how I go you guys need to avenge me.

[Jester-ND]

be funnier if it played the Jaws theme whilst hunting you...

[Sasquatch]

be funnier if it played the Jaws theme whilst hunting you...

I was going to buy a shark fin to put on top of it.

[Inor]

THIS is what you have to do with it! This guy is hilarious! (He is the same guy that created the "Trigger Me Elmo" doll that scream racist stuff at you and the robot dog that pees beer.)

[T-Man 1066]