Mrs Inor gave me a book a week ago called: "UFOs Over Arizona".
I wouldn't call it a "must read", but it was entertaining. It was basically just a collection of short stories about UFO encounters in AZ. It would be a perfect "bathroom book"; the kind of book you leave in the bathroom to read while you are on the throne. Most of the stories are less than a full page in length. Many of them are only a few sentences which are perfect for relaxing after a large Mexican meal.
Anyway, being me, I was able to come up with a few generalities from the book for avoiding unwanted alien encounters:
1- Avoid Prescott Arizona. Apparently Prescott, Arizona is like Grand Central Station of UFO encounters for the entire world. They must have a bunch of hippies living there because they have all kinds of weird new agey kinds of crap going on there... Think worshipping crystals. They are probably all satanists too.
2 - There is a hidden UFO base in the Catalina Mountains outside Tucson. At least the base in the Catalina Mountains is populated by the Nordic aliens. Those are the tall skinny white ones. They look like 9 foot tall albinos and are friendly. The Lizzid-Peeple aliens have their base in the Superstition Mountains outside of Phoenix. Those are the nasty ones that look like giant lizards and give you an anal probe.
3 - The other thing I noticed from reading the book, many of the people that encountered the aliens in the book all seemed to have several things in common. Most of them were unmarried couples, driving home from Vegas with several illegitimate children. Another common refrain from the people was: "We were not on drugs at the time". I'm not sure if that means the aliens, like any other normal person, does not want to be around dopers? Maybe they spent all their drug money in Vegas and that made the aliens come out? I'm also not sure what all the bastard children had to do with anything, but there sure were a lot of them!
So there you have it... The best way to avoid unwanted alien contact is to be married, have your children within the bounds of matrimony, do not spend all your drug money on the slots or possibly do not be on drugs in the first place and finally: if you are going to Vegas, fly.
I hope this helps you all avoid lizzid peeple aliens because those anal probes do not sound like a fun time at all!
I wouldn't call it a "must read", but it was entertaining. It was basically just a collection of short stories about UFO encounters in AZ. It would be a perfect "bathroom book"; the kind of book you leave in the bathroom to read while you are on the throne. Most of the stories are less than a full page in length. Many of them are only a few sentences which are perfect for relaxing after a large Mexican meal.
Anyway, being me, I was able to come up with a few generalities from the book for avoiding unwanted alien encounters:
1- Avoid Prescott Arizona. Apparently Prescott, Arizona is like Grand Central Station of UFO encounters for the entire world. They must have a bunch of hippies living there because they have all kinds of weird new agey kinds of crap going on there... Think worshipping crystals. They are probably all satanists too.
2 - There is a hidden UFO base in the Catalina Mountains outside Tucson. At least the base in the Catalina Mountains is populated by the Nordic aliens. Those are the tall skinny white ones. They look like 9 foot tall albinos and are friendly. The Lizzid-Peeple aliens have their base in the Superstition Mountains outside of Phoenix. Those are the nasty ones that look like giant lizards and give you an anal probe.
3 - The other thing I noticed from reading the book, many of the people that encountered the aliens in the book all seemed to have several things in common. Most of them were unmarried couples, driving home from Vegas with several illegitimate children. Another common refrain from the people was: "We were not on drugs at the time". I'm not sure if that means the aliens, like any other normal person, does not want to be around dopers? Maybe they spent all their drug money in Vegas and that made the aliens come out? I'm also not sure what all the bastard children had to do with anything, but there sure were a lot of them!
So there you have it... The best way to avoid unwanted alien contact is to be married, have your children within the bounds of matrimony, do not spend all your drug money on the slots or possibly do not be on drugs in the first place and finally: if you are going to Vegas, fly.
I hope this helps you all avoid lizzid peeple aliens because those anal probes do not sound like a fun time at all!
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