DON'T Do This

[Sasquatch]

Went on a cruise last week. This is what happens when your wife sprays you with sunscreen but forgets to do your legs.

Day 1


Day 6

Day 9

[T-Man 1066]

Brother, that gotta suck at about notch 8! Ouch...

[Hawg]

[Inor]

That ain't right! She's a nurse right? That just ain't good. I strongly suggest that you take over all the cooking at your house.

[SparkyPrep]

At least it wasn't a nudist cruise.......

[1skrewsloose]

That'll buff right out, good as new.

[Sasquatch]

That's what I was thinking.

[Texas PO]

That's going to leave a mark.

[red442joe]

DAMN!
BURNT ALL THE FUR RIGHT OFF!!!

Joe

[Sasquatch]

There's still a little fuzz.

[NRATC53]

Ouch, that sucks. Been on fire with results like that. Well, at least it didn't turn yellow and crack apart (passing an oxy-acetylene rosebud over your hand does that)

[Bucket-Back]

I used to get a bad burn the first time out in the Sun every year. Then I didn't need sunscreen after that as I only tanned more

[NRATC53]

I have a Farmer's tan. The rest of me goes from Albino to Tomato with no in between

[Slippy]

Went on a cruise last week. This is what happens when your wife sprays you with sunscreen but forgets to do your legs.

Day 1


Day 6

Day 9

You lost me at---"went on a cruise last week..."

[NRATC53]

Last "Cruises" I went on involved LOng Lines and fishing nets

[SparkyPrep]

The wife and I enjoy cruises. Going to Alaska this summer.