You can't make this shit up!

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  • Hawg
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 456

    #1

    You can't make this shit up!

    A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 22, 2026.
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
  • Dwight
    Pastor
    • Mar 2026
    • 116

    #2
    Yep . . . the book with that as the main story would never sell . . . not a believable story line

    May God bless,
    Dwight

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    • Inor
      Administrator
      • Mar 2026
      • 99

      #3
      I can't help but think of this...

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      • Texas PO
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2026
        • 353

        #4
        A professional corn hole player? You really can't make that shit up.


        "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
        - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

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        • Slippy
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2026
          • 109

          #5
          I actually sat for a minute, pondering a witty reply...nothing came to mind except "Yes...The World Done Gone Crazy"

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          • Hawg
            Administrator
            • Mar 2026
            • 456

            #6
            Originally posted by Slippy
            I actually sat for a minute, pondering a witty reply...nothing came to mind except "Yes...The World Done Gone Crazy"
            So you were stumped.

            This cornhole guy will certainly lose any upcoming court hearings because he doesn't have a leg to stand one.
            "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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            • Hawg
              Administrator
              • Mar 2026
              • 456

              #7
              I don't think he can afford an attorney? Lawyer's cost an arm and a leg.
              "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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              • Inor
                Administrator
                • Mar 2026
                • 99

                #8
                I'll bet the other witnesses in the car didn't bother to run away. They maybe walked quickly but it would be a waste of energy to run.

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                • Hawg
                  Administrator
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 456

                  #9
                  Funny signs.







                  Yeah I'm bored
                  "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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                  • 1skrewsloose
                    1skrewsloose commented
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                    How'd I miss this, pretty funny stuff.
                • Texas PO
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 353

                  #10
                  Hilarious if not so tragic.


                  "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."
                  - Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787​

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                  • White Shadow
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 61

                    #11
                    Professional corn hole player? What was he - the bean bag?

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