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  • Sasquatch
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2026
    • 455

    #1

    F@&#ing Dogs

    Woke up this morning to take a piss and saw the oldest dog had crapped in the house. Went to get some paper towels to pick it up and didn't see the HUGE puddle of piss that accompanied it. Of course I step right in it! Now I'm standing in my chonies at 6:30 in the morning with a few choices to make. So I make the right one and begin to clean it up. Half hour to mop up the mess. It would've went a lot smoother if my leg wasn't messed up and I could stand better.

    I guess I can't fault the old girl too much. She's not long for this world and probably doesn't have much time left.

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  • Hawg
    Administrator
    • Mar 2026
    • 675

    #2
    Poor doggy had to go. More trips outside the old dog can't go as many hours
    "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields

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    • Sasquatch
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2026
      • 455

      #3
      I took her out right before I went to bed but yeah. New rule too, no water after 5pm. I feel bad because she doesn't understand.

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      • Inor
        Administrator
        • Mar 2026
        • 126

        #4
        Our older dog, Odin (Odie), does that. He will go for quite a while, often a couple months, being a good boy. Then it's like his ass EXPLODES for a few days in a row. The crazy part is, he always goes in the hallway by the guest bathroom. It's like he knows we go in the bathroom so he tries to make it (but never does). It makes me crazy when it happens, but within a half hour or so I cannot be mad at him anymore. He's still a good boy...

        Even so, they are still God's most noble creatures.

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        • T-Man 1066
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2026
          • 745

          #5
          Sas my boy, IMHO pets are God's love packets. Yes, they have their annoyances. T-Cat 1066 (Mouse Trap) likes to P&S next to the litterbox, but really is a wonderful fur baby. The other T-Cat 1066 (Tippy) sheds like a cotton candy machine, but is super friendly. T-Dog 1066 (Toby) is a King Kamehameha knucklehead, but good stuff. Better than we deserve.
          Politicians can kiss my ass!!!

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          • SparkyPrep
            Super Moderator
            • Mar 2026
            • 149

            #6
            Have patience and grace with our furry families. You are their WHOLE world. Try every day to be the man that your dog already thinks you are.

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            • Sasquatch
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2026
              • 455

              #7
              Originally posted by Inor
              Our older dog, Odin (Odie), does that. He will go for quite a while, often a couple months, being a good boy. Then it's like his ass EXPLODES for a few days in a row. The crazy part is, he always goes in the hallway by the guest bathroom. It's like he knows we go in the bathroom so he tries to make it (but never does). It makes me crazy when it happens, but within a half hour or so I cannot be mad at him anymore. He's still a good boy...

              Even so, they are still God's most noble creatures.
              T-Man, Spark and Inor, you are all correct. Still pisses me off though. But I try to have patience.

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              • Chiefster23
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2026
                • 107

                #8
                I think most dogs are trying to do the best they can. We should return the favor.

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                • Sasquatch
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 455

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chiefster23
                  I think most dogs are trying to do the best they can. We should return the favor.
                  My dogs are and can be really good. Unfortunately, Hot Nursey, my FIL and the boy all let the dogs do whatever they want and then complain when they do stupid stuff. They don't seem to understand dogs need discipline. Actually, they all do.

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                  • Bucket-Back
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 50

                    #10
                    Originally posted by T-Man 1066
                    Sas my boy, IMHO pets are God's love packets. Yes, they have their annoyances. T-Cat 1066 (Mouse Trap) likes to P&S next to the litterbox, but really is a wonderful fur baby. The other T-Cat 1066 (Tippy) sheds like a cotton candy machine, but is super friendly. T-Dog 1066 (Toby) is a King Kamehameha knucklehead, but good stuff. Better than we deserve.
                    "Tipsy" is our 8 month old brown/black pug , who poops in the house at times as doo Krasey Kasey and D.O.G. the fawn pugs

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